Soonersseth
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The top ten ways the Bible would have been different if it had been
written by college students:
10. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning...cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and
written in a large font.
8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria
food.
6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to
abuse@romans.gov.
5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years:
They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the
seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and
then pulled an all-nighter.
written by college students:
10. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning...cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and
written in a large font.
8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria
food.
6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to
abuse@romans.gov.
5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years:
They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the
seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and
then pulled an all-nighter.
I like that one! Hehehe!