I Need Compassion and an Alibi

PowerON

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Guy #1: She was 14?!
Guy #2: Well, I didn't know she was 14 when I slept with her.
Guy #1: Dude, how did you not know?!
Guy #2: She didn't look 14...
Guy #1: And you didn't ask her age?
Guy #2: I did. She lied and said she was 21.
Guy #1: And you didn't ask for some identification?
Guy #2: Yeah man, 'cause the way to get a girl into bed is to ask her for some ID first.
Guy #1: Good point... Well, how old did you say you were?
Guy #2: 21.
Guy #1: 21?!
Guy #2: Yeah, 21.
Guy #1: Right, of course. Because 39 is clearly the new 21!
Guy #2: Don't judge me, man...

--52nd & Madison
 
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