How do you know when you are getting old?

[rockin'robin]

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

 

[kokonut]

Depends...anyone?

 

[sequoias]

Wirelessly posted

When ur aches are too painful to move an inch.

 

[Rubiegem8280]

When you hear Mrs.? more than cat calls.

 

[shel90]

When you hear Mrs.? more than cat calls.

Or more Ma'am's than cat calls...



this is depressing..

 

[Frisky Feline]

lol at shel. i know.. eh..

 

[wyntr]

...when you discover that your head is not the worst place you can get a gray hair...

 

[Beowulf]

I saw this ages ago on a sitcom: "Three things happen when you get old. One is loss of memory and I forget what the other two are."