Hey need help

[okamiwolf]

Hi im new on this and Im hoping you guys can help me Ive know my boyfriend for many of years (he is deaf) and Ive been tryin to scare him:giggle. For as long as ive known him, he always scares me and our friends. I want to scare him but its hard. My only rules are is no violence plz just something other then jumping out from behind a door, or hurting him. ( no throwing things at him its not nice!!! I need an idea plz

 

[tuatara]

Tell him you're having his child?

(results may vary, and may require some prep work, depending on your history.)

 

[yoey]

Tell him your pregnant and your not sure who the father is.

 

[rockin'robin]

When he comes in the door....ask him "what's that smell?"....then look at the back of his pants and say..."there's a black stain on the seat of ur pants!"....