Hearie attempts Deaf Humor

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This blond Deafie met her long time brunette Deafie friend
on the street one day. "Hey she signed, I haven't seen
you in forever! Why haven't you contacted me with
VRS?"

"But you don't have a VRS!" the BrntD friend signed back

"That's correct, but YOU do!" signed the Blnd D


hahah I crack me up!:giggle:
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Cracked me up, too.

But my blonde girlfriend didn't get the joke.

Instead of laughing, she said a brunette is harder to lip-read because of her mustache.
 
Chase said:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Cracked me up, too.

But my blonde girlfriend didn't get the joke.

Instead of laughing, she said a brunette is harder to lip-read because of her mustache.
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hahahhahahhahhahahah :giggle:
 
Giving a Hand

A hospital patient gazed fondly at his beautiful,
red-headed nurse and told the doctor, "Wonderful
nurse you've got here. One touch of her hands cooled
my feverish state instantly!"
"We know!" said the doctor, "We can still see the imprint
her hand left on your face!":giggle:
 
Signed Intentions

A sign was posted at the annual Deaf Pilots Association
meeting. It read, "Absolutely no flying permitted over
nudist camp exactly SSW on a true course of 190 degrees!":giggle::giggle::giggle:
 
Here's a groaner!

Oral only caller to VRS operator: "Operator do you know
my Deaf boyfriends VRS has been busy for over an hour?!"
VRS operator: "No but if you cue a few lines, I'll try
to sign that song along with you!"

wait I'm not sure this one makes sense
vote please
 
Hearing People need labels too!

Thinking about the label CODA got me to wondering what
I would be labeled as. I'm a Hearing Adult from Hearing Adults.
You can just refer to me as a HAHA!:giggle::giggle::giggle:
 
That's a good one!

I guess I can be coded DAB HAS BOD

Deaf Adult Born Hearing After Sister Born Ornery (and) Deaf

(When sis reads this, I may also be called deaf 'n' dead.)
 
Chase said:
That's a good one!

I guess I can be coded DAB HAS BOD

Deaf Adult Born Hearing After Sister Born Ornery (and) Deaf

(When sis reads this, I may also be called deaf 'n' dead.)
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oooh! Onery AND Deaf? Oh my! But Oneriness is genetic.
You get it from BIG BROTHERS! hahah
 
Born . . . After

I'm the li'l bro, and she never lets me forget it.
 
:lol: at your jokes...I like the HAHA joke. :)
 
shel90 said:
:lol: at your jokes...I like the HAHA joke. :)
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I Gonna get me a T shirt made!
Itll say Hearing People Need Labels Too! (on the back)
HAHA in big letters on the front and
in parentheses it will say Hearing Adult of Hearing Adults.
LOL
 
Chase said:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Cracked me up, too.

But my blonde girlfriend didn't get the joke.

Instead of laughing, she said a brunette is harder to lip-read because of her mustache.
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:laugh2:
 
Woman standing in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband... "I'm fat and ugly. Please pay me a compliment."

Her husband says "You have damn fine eyesight".

Poor husband never heard the shot.
 
The blonde deafie needed a service dog, but kept sending them back:

The French poodle because Fifi was a prettier platinum blonde.

She was afraid José the Mexican Chihuahua would get in trouble with immigration.

Duane the Doberman might pinch her.

She was sure Fritzie the dachshund would take too long to answer the door.

She believed Marlene the malamute couldn’t bark and would need an interpreter dog of her own..

She thought Della the Dalmatian might spot her carpet.

She was disgusted with Spike the spitz.
 
Deaf Loyalty

Two Deaf friends were sitting in their favorite Deaf bar.
Every Friday night they met there and had been doing so
for over 10 years now. The bartender always watched
their conversations discretely. The first Deaf friend, named
Joe was 10 years older than the second Deaf friend named
Mark. Joe was feeling his old age and made Mark make a
solum promise to bury his fortune with him in his casket,
so he could, "Take it with him". This communication went
on every week, week after week. Joe would sign, "Mark
you gotta promise me on your word of honor that you'll
bury my fortune with me! Swear!" And every week Mark
would dutifully make this promise. One fateful Friday
evening Mark came in without Joe! The bartender walked
over and inquired if Joe was ok? Mark signed sadley that
Joe had passed over into the next world. The bartender
stood and stared at Mark for what seemed like an eternity.
Mark just sat there and soulfully sipped his drink. Finally
the bartender could contain himself no longer! "Mark!" he
signed, "now be honest with me, Did you really, really bury
Joes money with him like you promised!?" Mark looked
thoughtfully into his drink and a very slight smile crept
onto the corner of one side of his mouth. "Sort of " he
signed. "What do you mean sort of?!" asked the exasperated
bartender. "Well," signed Mark, " I wrote him a check."
 
Pass the Dramamine

What do you get when you cross
a VRS system with a roller coaster?

Nauseous!:applause:
 
Called Off

Caller: My goodness operator, your signs are so slow
and stiff looking! You look like you are in a lot
of pain and I can hardly understand you! You
really should take something for your arthritis!

Operator: Thanks, I think I'll take the day off!:dance2:
 
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