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Understanding Men

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money--think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice, and have money are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, and
have some money and, thank God, are heterosexual are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
The men who never make the first move automatically lose
interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
 
Nah, I'm just pointing out that everyone has their problems. ;)
 
oakbluffs said:
whoa! you have issues! you need a shrink lol
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haha.. yea right!! I come from a family of doctors..and one of them is a shrink.. who was on some talk shows a few yrs ago.. mind u! :boink: lol
 
zesty said:
Understanding Men

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money--think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice, and have money are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, and
have some money and, thank God, are heterosexual are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
The men who never make the first move automatically lose
interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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Interesting. That 'joke' is similar as what I saw at other communities (I am not sure which one..) that was about women but now it is about men o_O

Anyway, I don't agree with some of these comments but I do agree that shy men tend to not make the first move but so-called 'automatically' lose interest in women when they take the initiative? That's one I totally disagree with.

Nice topic, zesty.

Vampy, heheh I agree with some of these comments in your topic.
 
zesty said:
.. mind u!
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what is "mind u"? It doesnt make senses. Why do you keep saying that? I come from a deaf familty and they dont say mind u

???
 
oakbluffs said:
what is "mind u"? It doesnt make senses. Why do you keep saying that? I come from a deaf familty and they dont say mind u

???
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well that is because i come from a hearing family and it is a hearing slang.. :D
 
same here, I come from a hearing family, so I understand hearing slang pretty good. Zesty, that's a funny post u made, I was laughing at it, I'm between ulgy and handsome, :P
 
sequoias said:
same here, I come from a hearing family, so I understand hearing slang pretty good. Zesty, that's a funny post u made, I was laughing at it, I'm between ulgy and handsome, :P
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well did i say you were!? :squint: :P

so please explain to oakboy since he comes from a deaf family and doesn't understand what the slang means.. :roll:
 
re: Mind u....

I aksed my roommate. He doesnt get it. Are you trying to say "do you mind?" ?
 
More like a figure of speech than slang - similar to "Take note", or "BTW".
Hope that helps.
Close enough, Zesty?
 
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