SilentRider
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A man is about to tee off on a golf course when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns and finds a man standing behind him. The second man hands him a card, reading, ‘I am a deaf-mute. May I play through, please?’ The first man angrily gives the card back, and shouts, ‘No. You can’t play through! Your handicap gives you no such right!’ With this the first man whacks his ball on to the green and walks off to finish the hole. A few minutes later he’s just about to sink the putt when another ball hits him on the head knocking him out cold. When he comes round he finds the deafmute standing over him –holding up four fingers.