rockin'robin
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well,
the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m..., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed....
3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
midnight, he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ' We need a new cuckoo
clock.
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit', cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well,
the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m..., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed....
3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
midnight, he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ' We need a new cuckoo
clock.
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit', cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
LOL!! Great!!!