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One night, G Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him,
"George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
Washington advises and then fades away.

The next night Bush is astir again and sees the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom,
please!
What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution as I did,"
Jefferson advises and dims from sight.

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens
to see the ghost of F.D.R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers,
"Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did,"
FDR replies and fades into the mists.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush
pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the
country?"

Abe replies, "Go see a play."

Edit: Damn it. I posted this topic in wrong forum (my head is in air at this moment since I plan to create a news topic). I will ask mod to move this topic to joke forum.
 
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LOL.....

I thought you were going to tell us that you've been seeing ghosts (don't get me started on that subject LOL)......Thats a joke I haven't come across yet ;)
 
Very funni--

At first I thought if Magatsu was getting into some entirely different topic!


(P.S. I moved this thread into the appropriate forum--)
 
LOL I thought the same thing that he must have saw a ghost, I was like I aren't clicking that thread, I don't need read another idoit thread in AllDeaf. :giggle:

But, Seriously Magatsu it was funny!

Good joke! :thumb:
 
Taylor said:
LOL.....

I thought you were going to tell us that you've been seeing ghosts (don't get me started on that subject LOL)......Thats a joke I haven't come across yet ;)
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rofl. You definitely have to tell me about that subject someday... You mentioned about ghost second or third times.

Pythia said:
I thought you saw ghosts.. dammit!!!
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I am here to serve to satisfy your disappointment ;)

Roadrunner said:
Very funni--

At first I thought if Magatsu was getting into some entirely different topic!


(P.S. I moved this thread into the appropriate forum--)
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Thanks for moving this topic! :thumb:


Guys & Gals, sorry for misleading about topic title, I want to throw your guards off a bit. that's my major reason ;)
 
Taylor said:
I thought you were going to tell us that you've been seeing ghosts (don't get me started on that subject LOL)
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Taylor, get started! Tell us! :bowdown: Pretty please?
 
Magatsu said:
I am here to serve to satisfy your disappointment ;)
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Geez, VamProyX and you are only the guys here who love to disappoint me. Aren't I soooo lucky?! :naughty:
 
Pythia said:
Geez, VamProyX and you are only the guys here who love to disappoint me. Aren't I soooo lucky?! :naughty:
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After all you are my goddess. I am your servant to serve ;)
 
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