Funny story about marriage!

Roger

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This is what marriage is about:

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out
the
French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in
front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and
then
set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them
kept
looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That
poor
old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
politely
offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they
were
just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
the
drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
meal
for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to
sharing everything."

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin,
the
young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a
single
bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered:
(This is great)
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"THE TEETH."
 
Dont you think that the gentleman should let the lady eat first as it is our custom to do so. LOL
 
yeah horselover ur right.. the man is not a gentleman after all as he should have let the lady eat first. jeez!
 
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