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An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in small
tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over 50 years ago?
We went behind this tavern where you
leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do
it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
(There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this
and having a chuckle to himself.) He thinks, 'I've got to see this... two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble.' So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they got to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like
18-year-olds. This goes on for about thirty minutes!
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This
is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still
have sex like this. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he was Going
like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.'
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else, you must
have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must
have a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "except that fifty years ago that
damn fence wasn't electric."
tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over 50 years ago?
We went behind this tavern where you
leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do
it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
(There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this
and having a chuckle to himself.) He thinks, 'I've got to see this... two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble.' So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they got to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like
18-year-olds. This goes on for about thirty minutes!
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This
is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still
have sex like this. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he was Going
like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.'
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else, you must
have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must
have a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "except that fifty years ago that
damn fence wasn't electric."
That's hilarious! 