Florida Legislature Bans Sex

[StSapphire]

Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex. « Southern Fried Science

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

I would have expected a law forbidding sex to anything other than a robot to come from Japan rather than Florida, honestly.

 

[Beowulf]

All they needed to do was make it illegal to ask an animal or inanimate object for sex. Yeesh.

 

[StSapphire]

All they needed to do was make it illegal to ask an animal or inanimate object for sex. Yeesh.

Humans are animals.

 

[Beowulf]

Humans are animals.

Apparently a few are inanimate objects as well.

 

[naisho]

All they needed to do was make it illegal to ask an animal or inanimate object for sex. Yeesh.

this is how the word "politically correct" is formed

 

[StSapphire]

Apparently a few are inanimate objects as well.

I think at that point they're called "corpses". :P

this is how the word "politically correct" is formed

I was going more for "scientifically accurate"

 

[rolling7]

humans are animals.

totally agree