dirtraceguru
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1) What do you see when Pillsbury Dough bends over?
Doughnut
2) What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
3) Why did O.J. Simpons wanted to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
4) Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
5) How do you get a sweet 80 yrs old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80 yrs old lady to yell "BINGO"
6) Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
7) What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
8) What's the different between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...."
Doughnut
2) What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
3) Why did O.J. Simpons wanted to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
4) Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
5) How do you get a sweet 80 yrs old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80 yrs old lady to yell "BINGO"
6) Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
7) What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
8) What's the different between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...."