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Only in America........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America..........do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries,and a diet coke.
Only in America........do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America.......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why don't you ever see the headline"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Only in America.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER.......
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America..........do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries,and a diet coke.
Only in America........do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America.......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why don't you ever see the headline"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Only in America.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER.......
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
But our insurance don't cover by Walgreen oh well.
