Email (from my mother) Re: My Cousin's Birthday Party, Tomorrow evening

[StSapphire]

My mom sent the following message to my uncle and cc'd me and my dad, regarding his daughter's birthday party tomorrow evening:

With the impending uncertainty of who will be around tomorrow after 6 pm and in the event it appears that your family is among the chosen and on the off chance that we are not, could you please give us a call if Krissy’s party gets canceled due to the Rapture.

Thanks,
[mom's name removed]

 

[StSapphire]

My uncle's response:

I have a feeling our family may not be on the “chosen” list………… Just sayin’

 

[Beach girl]

I think I love your family.

 

[StSapphire]

I think I love your family.

Haha, yeah, they're awesome. My uncle, my dad and I are currently debating over who gets which cars if my parents get raptured, lol. I claimed my dad's mini, and offered their Infiniti and my mom's Miata, and my dad claimed that he was taking the Mini with him to go autocrossing in heaven.

 

[Beach girl]

That makes sense. No point in going to heaven if you can't take the Mini with you!

Friend of mine is threatening to take some of her old clothes and shoes and leave them conspicuously on church steps, on park benches, maybe on the beach. Let others find the clothes and think "Folks are gone! I've been left behind!"