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Check out this webpage and tell me what laws you have broken:

Dumb Laws

This isn't a joke... something that is real so I just wanted to know what laws any of you may have broken.
 
Richardson, Tx - it's illegal to take u-turns. No way!

Absolutely not! :mad: At least, it never happen to me before while I was driving around in that city. :D
 
In Texas state

They must hate homosexual

# Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
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In Galveston, TX

Geez, too much fine for just simple thing

# Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.

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In Seattle, WA

-Whoa. just simple thing and they end up in 6 months jail

# Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

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In Oregon state,

- :mrgreen:

# It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
 
Originally posted by illustrator
Think about move to Oregon? :)
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That's when my settle down plan will be.

I'm just waiting for the ownership of the old house I used to live in that was owned by my great grandma and grandpa, they built this themselves.

Also, I born in Oregon. :mrgreen:
 
Originally posted by cloud
That's when my settle down plan will be.

I'm just waiting for the ownership of the old house I used to live in that was owned by my great grandma and grandpa, they built this themselves.

Also, I born in Oregon. :mrgreen:
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cool, my big sister and her family live in Oregon, also. I will visit there this summer.
 
Originally posted by illustrator
cool, my big sister and her family live in Oregon, also. I will visit there this summer.
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:thumb: Cool, where in Oregon?
 
Originally posted by illustrator
Lake Oswego, south outside of Portland. ;)
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Ahh yeah, I know where. It's before Beavtron.

I've been in Lake Oswego before.
 
Originally posted by cloud
In Texas state

They must hate homosexual

# Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
-----

In Galveston, TX

Geez, too much fine for just simple thing

# Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.

-----

In Seattle, WA

-Whoa. just simple thing and they end up in 6 months jail

# Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

------

In Oregon state,

- :mrgreen:

# It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
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Vampy said list the laws you have broken.. So you have broken all these laws you have mentioned?
 
Originally posted by BostonIceFire
Vampy said list the laws you have broken.. So you have broken all these laws you have mentioned?
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Yeah let's see what I've broke.

Galveston, tx
Seattle, Wa
Oregon.
 
Here are the laws that I've violated:

  • Texas
  • It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
  • It is illegal to do "U Turns". (Richardson)
  • New York
  • A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
  • It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
  • A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
  • The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
  • While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
  • Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
  • Florida
  • It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
  • It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
  • It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Wow, I'd be in jail by now!
 
Originally posted by VamPyroX
Which have you broken?
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Post few in beginning of thread and more since you added some.


Texas
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to do "U Turns". (Richardson)
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Broke that one too.
 
WTF in PA it says I cant sing in the bathtub, also wtf, Men are prohibited from getting aroused in public!!!
 
lol those stupid laws. I'm sure I have broken a lot of laws in Illinois, Texas, New York, Iowa, so let me check that later and I'll post what I have violated.
 
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