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JLFWildKat
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LoL I got this before and recieved it again, its so stupid but yet funny....
Dear Redneck Son, I am writing this letter slow
because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live
where we did when you left home. Your Dad read the
newspaper that most accidents happen within twenty
miles from your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to
send you the address because the last Arkansas family
that lived here took the house numbers when they moved
so that they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I’m not sure it works well though; last week
I put a load in and pulled the chain and I haven’t
seen them since. The weather isn’t bad here. It only
rained twice last week. The first time, for three days
and the second time for four days. Yeah, about that
coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley
said it would be to heavy to send in the mail with the
buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the
pockets. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We
were really worried because it took him two hours to
get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby
this mourning: but I haven’t found out what it is yet,
so I don’t know if you are an Aunt or an Uncle. The
baby looks just like your brother…. Uncle Ted fell in
a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him
out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned!! We
had him cremated and he burned for three days!!! Three
of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck.
Ralph was driving. He rolls down the window and swam
to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They
drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.
There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much
has happened. Love Mom…. Oh Yeah, P.S. I was going to
send you some money but the envelope was already
sealed. Love, Mom
Dear Redneck Son, I am writing this letter slow
because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live
where we did when you left home. Your Dad read the
newspaper that most accidents happen within twenty
miles from your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to
send you the address because the last Arkansas family
that lived here took the house numbers when they moved
so that they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I’m not sure it works well though; last week
I put a load in and pulled the chain and I haven’t
seen them since. The weather isn’t bad here. It only
rained twice last week. The first time, for three days
and the second time for four days. Yeah, about that
coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley
said it would be to heavy to send in the mail with the
buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the
pockets. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We
were really worried because it took him two hours to
get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby
this mourning: but I haven’t found out what it is yet,
so I don’t know if you are an Aunt or an Uncle. The
baby looks just like your brother…. Uncle Ted fell in
a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him
out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned!! We
had him cremated and he burned for three days!!! Three
of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck.
Ralph was driving. He rolls down the window and swam
to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They
drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.
There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much
has happened. Love Mom…. Oh Yeah, P.S. I was going to
send you some money but the envelope was already
sealed. Love, Mom
I love it. so cute. Thanks
Funny!