deaf joke puns

[bbaseballboy123]

I'll start:

I'm all ears to what you have to say, but remember, i cant hear

My mom used to say 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.' And that's why I'm learning sign language.

Anyone else?

 

[deafskeptic]

I remember when I went to Dumbarton Library in Richmond, Va with other deafies many years ago. The name of the library inspired a lot of Deaf and dumb jokes as in The deaf and dumb goes to Dumbarton library.

 

[rockin'robin]

I remember when I went to Dumbarton Library in Richmond, Va with other deafies many years ago. The name of the library inspired a lot of Deaf and dumb jokes as in The deaf and dumb goes to Dumbarton library.