Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and
said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump." The
blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 on the bar and
said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy
did swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's
your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier
on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did
too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Homer took the money.......
down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and
said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump." The
blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 on the bar and
said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy
did swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's
your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier
on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did
too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Homer took the money.......