sweetstarz
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A blonde was driving down the road one hot summer day. She was pulling into a parking lot when she hit a streetlight pole and dented her car's fender. She immediately took the car to a repair shop and asked how much it would cost to fix the dent.
The mechanic took one look at her and, seeing that she was blonde, decided to have a little fun with her. He said, "Well, Ma'am, it's probably gonna run you about $350 to fix this dent." Noticing the shocked look on her face, he went on before she could say anything. "But, I do have a simple trick you can try at home that should take care of the problem."
"Okay!" the blonde said. "What is it?"
The mechanic told her, "Take your car home, and go inside while you wait for the engine to cool completely. Then, go outside and blow really hard into the exhaust pipe, and you should be able to blow your dent out."
Excited, the blonde went home and a couple hours later, did exactly what he told her to. After a few minutes, she became frustrated since the dent STILL hadn't come out! She went back inside and complained to her blonde roommate, who came outside to see if she could be of any assistance. The blonde noticed immediately what the problem was and began laughing her head off.
"Well, duh, you have to roll up the windows first."
A blonde was driving down the road one hot summer day. She was pulling into a parking lot when she hit a streetlight pole and dented her car's fender. She immediately took the car to a repair shop and asked how much it would cost to fix the dent.
The mechanic took one look at her and, seeing that she was blonde, decided to have a little fun with her. He said, "Well, Ma'am, it's probably gonna run you about $350 to fix this dent." Noticing the shocked look on her face, he went on before she could say anything. "But, I do have a simple trick you can try at home that should take care of the problem."
"Okay!" the blonde said. "What is it?"
The mechanic told her, "Take your car home, and go inside while you wait for the engine to cool completely. Then, go outside and blow really hard into the exhaust pipe, and you should be able to blow your dent out."
Excited, the blonde went home and a couple hours later, did exactly what he told her to. After a few minutes, she became frustrated since the dent STILL hadn't come out! She went back inside and complained to her blonde roommate, who came outside to see if she could be of any assistance. The blonde noticed immediately what the problem was and began laughing her head off.
"Well, duh, you have to roll up the windows first."
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