illustrator
New Member
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2003
- Messages
- 4,587
- Reaction score
- 0
One night a guy takes his girlfriend back to her parents' home. They're saying good night on the porch, and after kissing for a while the guy leans against the front door and confidently asks, "How about a blow job?"
"Are you crazy?" she whispers. "My parents are upstairs!"
"So let 'em sleep," he cajoles quietly. "Come on, it'll take two minutes."
Absolutely not! Can you imagine if we got caught?"
"Oh please, I love you so much!"
"No way, it's just too risky!"
Come on, I'm begging you..."
All of a sudden, a light inside goes on, and the girl's sister, in her pajamas opens the door. In a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says either give him the blow job or step aside and let me do it or call Mom to come down and do it. But for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to quit leaning on the buzzer."
"Are you crazy?" she whispers. "My parents are upstairs!"
"So let 'em sleep," he cajoles quietly. "Come on, it'll take two minutes."
Absolutely not! Can you imagine if we got caught?"
"Oh please, I love you so much!"
"No way, it's just too risky!"
Come on, I'm begging you..."
All of a sudden, a light inside goes on, and the girl's sister, in her pajamas opens the door. In a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says either give him the blow job or step aside and let me do it or call Mom to come down and do it. But for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to quit leaning on the buzzer."
which commerical show?
But it's old though.
