Bad Golf Jokes

[SCBassist]

Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?
A: Tiger Woods.

Q: What golfing foursome do you never want to be behind?
A: Monica Lewinsky because she's a hooker; O.J. Simpson, since he's a slicer; Ted Kennedy -- he can't drive over water; and Bill Clinton, because he'll go for any hole.

Man #1 "I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!"
Man #2 "Great trade!"

 

[VamPyroX]

*groans*

Heh! Good jokes...

 

[Fozzy]

Nice!

Do you know where the term 'Caddie' come from?

When Mary, later Queen of Scots, went to France as a young girl (for
Education & survival), Louis, King of France, learned that she loved the Scot
Game 'golf.' So he had the first golf course outside of Scotland built for
Her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while
She played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary
Liked this a lot and when she returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in
The long run), she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is
Pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into 'caddie.'