Aussie Aussie Aussie! =)
It is just before Australia v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.
Harry Kewell goes into the Australian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game.
We know it's important but it's only Brazil. They're really sh*te and we can't be bothered".
Harry Kewell looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Harry Kewell goes out to play Brazil by himself and the rest of the Australian team go off for a few jugs.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Australia 1 - Brazil 0 (Kewell 10minutes)". He is beating Brazil all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium!"
Australia 1 (Kewell 10 minutes) - Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Brazil!!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Kewell. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Brazil, all by yourself.
And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"
