"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the restroom," the
teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go pee," he said.
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about
you, Paul, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly
to say the word 'bathroom' at the table. And you Johnny, are you able to
use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I pleased be excused for a moment, I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted AGAIN.
how would you tell her that you have to go to the restroom," the
teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go pee," he said.
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about
you, Paul, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly
to say the word 'bathroom' at the table. And you Johnny, are you able to
use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I pleased be excused for a moment, I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted AGAIN.
OH I love the Johnny jokes too, Yankee, they are so funny.