An older couple......

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were laying in bed one night.

The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hands while we were courting."

Wearily, he reached across, held her hands for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moment later, she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Midly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later, she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the covers and get out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth" he said.
 
Oh gosh that's too funny!
 
Hilarious, but....by the time he does come back with 'teeth'...the wife will surely shoo-shoo him to go to sleep! :lol:





~RR
 
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