Megladon
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Today i was at the bar telling the guy working what had
happened the night before with a girl i had picked up at the
bar. I was telling him, yea i picked up this real cute girl
and she asked if i wanted to go over to her place, and i was
all hell yea, and we were getting all hot with the lights
out, we were just hopping into bed when her husband opens up
the front door. She freaks and tells me to hop out the
window.
The bartender tells me tough break. I say no, thats
not what pissed me off. I was hanging by my fingernails from
the window ledge and what does the drunk bastard do, he takes
a piss out the window!
The bartender again tells me he's sorry to hear about my
night. I tell him, thats not the worst part, He saw his wife
without her clothes on, and figures now's a great time to do
it, so i'm hanging there listening to everything, and the
drunken retard flicks the condom out the window when he's
done landing right on my head.
The bartender tried to say something, but i told him, and
that wasnt the worst, i guess he had mexican that day or
something, cuz he said he had to take a dump, but damn if he
wasnt to lazy to walk to the bathroom again, he points his
ass out the window and sure enough i got covered. But you
wanna know what really pissed me off? I looked down at my
feet while he was taking a crap, and my feet were only 6
inches from the ground!
happened the night before with a girl i had picked up at the
bar. I was telling him, yea i picked up this real cute girl
and she asked if i wanted to go over to her place, and i was
all hell yea, and we were getting all hot with the lights
out, we were just hopping into bed when her husband opens up
the front door. She freaks and tells me to hop out the
window.
The bartender tells me tough break. I say no, thats
not what pissed me off. I was hanging by my fingernails from
the window ledge and what does the drunk bastard do, he takes
a piss out the window!
The bartender again tells me he's sorry to hear about my
night. I tell him, thats not the worst part, He saw his wife
without her clothes on, and figures now's a great time to do
it, so i'm hanging there listening to everything, and the
drunken retard flicks the condom out the window when he's
done landing right on my head.
The bartender tried to say something, but i told him, and
that wasnt the worst, i guess he had mexican that day or
something, cuz he said he had to take a dump, but damn if he
wasnt to lazy to walk to the bathroom again, he points his
ass out the window and sure enough i got covered. But you
wanna know what really pissed me off? I looked down at my
feet while he was taking a crap, and my feet were only 6
inches from the ground!
hahahaha
That was so funny
