Sheila
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So, three nuns are killed in a casino-bus accident and find themselves standing before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter approaches and announces that before they are allowed to enter Heaven, they must wash whatever part of their body touched a penis in the fountain.
The first nun walks up to the fountain and confesses, "Back in high school, I gave a boy a hand-job." She washes her hands and is admitted to Heaven.
The second nun approaches the fountain, but before she can get there, the third nun tackles her and yells to St. Peter, "I ain't gonna wash my mouth with that water if she puts her ass in it first!"
The first nun walks up to the fountain and confesses, "Back in high school, I gave a boy a hand-job." She washes her hands and is admitted to Heaven.
The second nun approaches the fountain, but before she can get there, the third nun tackles her and yells to St. Peter, "I ain't gonna wash my mouth with that water if she puts her ass in it first!"
