10 Stupid Questions

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This is a copy and paste from Something Beautiful Blog

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat pineapple or not.
You bet I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a friend asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle....it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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I feel that way sometimes when people ask me stupid questions like that. :roll:
 
I am a mail clerk, in a mail room, a post office! People actually ask if they can buy stamps there..... arghhh.
 
I hate when a waiter ask you if eveything is ok when you have mouth full of food! I feel like asking the person to hold their hands out so I can put the food in their hand then answer them!!
 
whatdidyousay! said:
I hate when a waiter ask you if eveything is ok when you have mouth full of food! I feel like asking the person to hold their hands out so I can put the food in their hand then answer them!!
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Oh yeah I hate that too! I was like can't you see me stuffing my face with this yummy food. Of course everything is okay! What about the time where you and your friend/whoever stayed at a restaurant for long time just to chatty chat, (after you guys are done eating) and the waiter kept coming back now and then just to ask if everything okay. Does that bother you?
 
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