10 Reasons Why Computers are Better Than G'Friends

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1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.
 
agreed, after flatting with Wanda Weldon, number 10 sure proved true
 
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hm......isn't #10 like program crashing, BSOD, unresponsive delays and so forth?

I agree that it's really funny.

11. You never have to worry about drama cause of the ON / OFF button.
 
hm......isn't #10 like program crashing, BSOD, unresponsive delays and so forth?

I agree that it's really funny.

11. You never have to worry about drama cause of the ON / OFF button.
 
You still can dump your computer for new computer anytime.
 
MoonDrifter said:
hm......isn't #10 like program crashing, BSOD, unresponsive delays and so forth?

I agree that it's really funny.

11. You never have to worry about drama cause of the ON / OFF button.
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Starting with the fact that computers HAVE an off button :giggle:
 
And you get to keep the implants and gifts you have given the computer... and give them to your new computer!

Wish I could do that.
 
12. The computer doesn't care if you leave it for a younger, thinner laptop. :X
 
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