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    Things I Have Learned About Texas!

    1. Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. 2. Roadrunners don't say "Beep Beep" 3. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas. 4. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before. 5. Possums will eat...
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    The Sex Fairy

    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced...
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    Good Chuckle

    This could happen to you in a public restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just...
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    I Need YOU!!

    My need for you is strong. I think of you and my heart races, My body trembles, and my spirit soars. I try to fight the craving for you, But I know the cause is lost. I must have you again. I fear that the world will someday know About my weakness for you. I know that if I go to you For one more...
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    Funny Joke

    An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind."...
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    Howdy!!

    I am jeff, deaf from texas. I hope to meet people here online. Have a good day. :type:
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