Recent content by Jack

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What are you talking about?

You could say it.

My dog. He's obsessed with licking his asshole.

My dog. He's obsessed with licking his asshole. I'm not talking the every now and again lick, lick, yum, yum. I'm talking constantly, obsessively licking his asshole. Everytime I see him doing it, I snap my fingers and say, "don't be an ass eater." He'll look at me for two seconds and...

Like duh!

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

I don't see any good threads except mine.

I am deaf.