GarnetTigerMom
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" CRAB"
A bearded man name Calvin boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of live crabs. A female name Horserace,(shhh he really a man).. crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Calvin firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behavior.
Calvin decided to take a nap and so one crab somehow escape from the box and climb up Calvin pant and Calvin thought he was dreaming being tickles. So, Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up..when the plane landed on bumpy ground the crab grab his pecker and CALVIN SCREAM in PAIN "YELP"!!!!!!! and fainted.
So Horserace took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn! Tsk tsk! lol
A bearded man name Calvin boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of live crabs. A female name Horserace,(shhh he really a man).. crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Calvin firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behavior.
Calvin decided to take a nap and so one crab somehow escape from the box and climb up Calvin pant and Calvin thought he was dreaming being tickles. So, Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up..when the plane landed on bumpy ground the crab grab his pecker and CALVIN SCREAM in PAIN "YELP"!!!!!!! and fainted.
So Horserace took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn! Tsk tsk! lol