What did Santa give sequoias?

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What did Santa give sequoias?

On Christmas morning a cop name Sequoias on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid name Sharky sit on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Sharky says, " "Yeah."

Policeman Sequoias say, " Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

Then Sequoias proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

Sharky takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, Sequoias says, "Yeah, he sure did."

Sharky says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the stupidity in the horse's brain instead of on his back."

LOL the end of the joke ha :laugh2:
 
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