GarnetTigerMom
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Vow of Silence
At the monastery high in the cold mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence, only at christmas. But only by one monk and only with one sentence is the vow allow to be broken.
One Christmas, Brother Calvin is allowed tos peak and he says, " I like the mashed potatoes we have with the christmas turkey!" and he sits down. Silence ensure him for 365 days.
The next christmas, Brother HorseRace gets his turn, and he says, " I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I hate them!"
Once again, Silence for 366 days and it's leap year. The following christmas, Brother Sharky riases and says, " I am fed up with this constant bickering!"
The end of the joke! Z:=_
At the monastery high in the cold mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence, only at christmas. But only by one monk and only with one sentence is the vow allow to be broken.
One Christmas, Brother Calvin is allowed tos peak and he says, " I like the mashed potatoes we have with the christmas turkey!" and he sits down. Silence ensure him for 365 days.
The next christmas, Brother HorseRace gets his turn, and he says, " I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I hate them!"
Once again, Silence for 366 days and it's leap year. The following christmas, Brother Sharky riases and says, " I am fed up with this constant bickering!"
The end of the joke! Z:=_
