Sweetpolly
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Two ladies talking in heaven:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Jane.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How did you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
1st woman: It was not so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you did not look in the freezer . . . we would both still be alive.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Jane.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How did you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
1st woman: It was not so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you did not look in the freezer . . . we would both still be alive.
