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a beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but she couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red...
one day while take a stroll, she came uupton a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. the woman asked the gentleman, "what do you do to get your tomatoes so bright red?"
the gentleman responded, "well twice a day i stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself.
the woman was impressed, she decided to do twice a day for two weeks, the beautiful lay exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. one day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
" how did you make out. did your tomatoes turn red?" the lady replied "no but my tomatoes still aren't red but my cucumbers are enormous!"