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<blockquote data-quote="rockin'robin" data-source="post: 1649305" data-attributes="member: 16429">- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: &quot;If you see me running, try to keep up.&quot; - Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do &quot;Practice&quot;? - You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. - A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naïve spelled backwards? - The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed! - A Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: &quot;This Parking Space Belongs To The Wizard. ... Violators Will Be Toad.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rockin'robin, post: 1649305, member: 16429"] - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up." - Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"? - You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. - A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naïve spelled backwards? - The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed! - A Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: "This Parking Space Belongs To The Wizard. ... Violators Will Be Toad." [/QUOTE]

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