State Nicknames - what would YOU call 'em?

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Some of these nicknames are WAY outdated - what say you we come up with new ones? ;) Be as creative as you can!

Alabama Yellowhammer State

Alaska Commonly called “The Last Frontier” or “Land of the Midnight Sun”

Arizona Grand Canyon State

Arkansas The Natural State

California Golden State

Colorado Centennial State

Connecticut Constitution State (official, 1959); Nutmeg State

Delaware Diamond State; First State; Small Wonder

Florida Sunshine State (1970)

Georgia Peach State, Empire State of the South

Hawaii Aloha State (1959)

Idaho Gem State

Illinois Prairie State

Indiana Hoosier State

Iowa Hawkeye State

Kansas Sunflower State; Jayhawk State

Kentucky Bluegrass State

Louisiana Pelican State

Maine Pine Tree State

Maryland Free State; Old Line State

Massachusetts Bay State; Old Colony State

Michigan Wolverine State

Minnesota North Star State; Gopher State; Land of 10,000 Lakes

Mississippi Magnolia State

Missouri Show-me State

Montana Treasure State

Nebraska Cornhusker State (1945); Beef State

Nevada Sagebrush State; Silver State; Battle Born State

New Hampshire Granite State

New Jersey Garden State

New Mexico Land of Enchantment (1999)

New York Empire State

North Carolina Tar Heel State

North Dakota Sioux State; Flickertail State; Peace Garden State; Rough Rider State

Ohio Buckeye State

Oklahoma Sooner State

Oregon Beaver State

Pennsylvania Keystone State

Rhode Island The Ocean State

South Carolina Palmetto State

South Dakota Mount Rushmore State; Coyote State

Tennessee Volunteer State

Texas Lone Star State

Utah Beehive State

Vermont Green Mountain State

Virginia The Old Dominion; Mother of Presidents

Washington Evergreen State

West Virginia Mountain State

Wisconsin Badger State

Wyoming Equality State
 
Nevada - The "I have no more money 'cuz I gambled it all away" State.

New York - The hold-onto-your-bags-for-dear-life State.

Florida - The Hurricane State or the Burn-You-To-A-Crisp State.

California - The Rollerblade-on-the-Beach State

Ohio - The Blonde Twin State

Idaho - The Mashed Potatoes and Gravy and not just Potatoes, State.

More to follow. :)
 
California - The "Don't tell us what to think or what to do and STFU" State

Massachusetts - Land Of Happy People State

New Hampshire - Live Free or Die State

New York - The "We Rock" State

Vermont - Environmental Paradise State

Virginia - Bible-Thumpers State

Washington - Rain State
 
Washington - The nature state

California - The state of sprawling cities and hispanics

Idaho - The Potatoes capital of the US

Utah - The Mormon capital of the US

Massachusetts - The Boston-oholic state

Florida - The plywood state

Arizona - You could fry an egg state

Nevada - The gambling-oholic state

Minnesota - The puddle state
 
ALASKA- freeze your butt off state
ARIZONA- Burn your butt of state
NEVADA-Lost your butt state
NEW YORK-guard your butt state
GEORGIA-on your mind state
CALIFORNIA-the place you oughta be state
WISCONSIN-cut the cheese state

maybe more will come later, rofl at ones i read already
 
Alaska - The make-sure-you-insure-your-igloo State

Wisconsin - The 'Say Cheese!' State.

Another for Florida - The Evacuation State

Georgia - The life-ain't-all-peaches-and-cream State.
 
Virginia - ME FIRST. (always want to be first in the line like kindergarden)
 
CALIFORNIA: The Treadsetter State

NEW JERSEY: The Endless-Toll-Booths State

ALASKA: THE Only-Military-Natives-or-Oil-miner-Will-Live-Here STATE

MONTANA: The Barren-Land-Under-An-Open-Sky State

NEW YORK: The Big-State-With-Just-One-Metro-City State

NEVADA: The Hush-hush State (referring to that commerial about Las Vegas where your secrets will STAY in LV)

[EDITED:]
PENNSYLVIA: THe Philly-Steak State (they DO serve EXCELLENT philly steak.. *drooling as a memory of her biting into on a philly steak in Philideplhia*)

:dunno: I tried my best...
 
New Jersey - Garbage State cuz it stinks when travelling on the Turnpike

Gnarlydorkette: How true, my girlfriend complains about the endless toll booths on the Parkway. :lol:
 
Minnesota- the mosquito state
wisconsin- green mold cheesehead state (packers ick!)
iowa- the boring corn state
montana- the high speed state :D
 
Florida - Tropical Pink Bikinis State

Nevada - Pig Out Mafia Hotels State

California - Hot Vibrate Shaking Bed

Oregon - No Tax State

Washington - UFO Tower State

New York - Stink Underarm State

Arizona - Red Planet Boring State

Pennsylvania - Amish Nuclear State

Texas - {edited} State

Georgia - Redneck State
 
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Iowa - The Gateway to Omaha

California - Dude State

New York - Get Out of My Freakin' Way State

Minnesota - The Land of 1,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitos State
 
Alabama - and I would bam dad, too state.

Alaska - I ask you later, too state.

Arizona - Arrogant state.

Arkansas - I can saw state.

California - Can't afford ya state

Colorado - Crayon state

Connecticut - Hang up state

Delaware - underwear state

Florida - Hurricane state

Georgia - Coke cola state

Hawaii - Hee Haw state

Idaho - You the what? state

Illinois - Ill and annoying state

Indiana - Idiot State

Iowa - now you owe me, state.

Kansas - Over the rainbow state.

Kentucky - Anus relief for Ken doll, TUCK.

Louisiana - Loser state

Maine - and remain the same state.

Maryland - Medical doctor MD.

Massachusetts - Masta choose it state.

Michigan - I didn't miss ya state.

Minnesota - Many sodas state.

Mississippi - Pee state

Missouri - I am sorry state.

Montana - Mountain state.

Just kidding. :mrgreen:
 
Missouri - The Strip and Show 'Em State

Kansas - The Telephone Pole State

Utah - The Polygamy/No Polygamy State

Texas - The Gay Cowboy State

Oklahoma - The Lost My House In a Twister State

Nevada - The Roy and Siegfried State

California -The Almost An Island State

Hawaii - The JavaPride Needs More Coffee State

Illinois - The Ill State

Colorado - The Gay Mountaineer State

Pennsylvania - The Closed Steel Factory State

Ohio - The BBQ Twins State

Nebraska - The Corny State

Idaho - The Sour Cream and Butter on My Baked Potato State

Washington - The Falling Branch on Sequioa's Head State

Minnesota - The Giggly Wiggly State

Wisconsin - The Cheese Froggie State

Maryland - The Pull 'Em Over and Arrest 'Em State

New York - The Crime Family State
 
LOL!!!!

Nebraska - brass state

Nevada - fart state

New Hampshire - Hump her state

New Jersey - Jerky State

New Mexico - Messy State

New York - Yucky State

North Carolina - North Scrooge State

North Dakota - Colder State

Ohio - Oioioioioooooo State

Oklahoma - It's not okay to home there in tornado alley state!!!

Oregon - 007 James Bond State

Pennsylvania - Pusnylvansa State

Rhode Island - Walk around the Island State

South Carolina - South Scrooge State

South Dakota - The other Colder State

Tennessee - Oops, now Nine Nest See State

Texas - Best Ass State

Utah - Me Short State

Vermont - Vermit State

Virginia - Slut State

Washington - Denzel State

West Virginia - Wet Vagina State

Wisconsin - Dumb Cousin State

Wyoming - Boo hoo Wahhhh State :dance2:
 
DreamDeaf said:
California -The Almost An Island State

[laughing!]

I do remember a friend's aunt who was from um where was it-- Arkansas! Anyway-- She came to visit my friend in California when I was in fifth grade... she stopped by the classroom to see how the Deaf students learn... and then somehow my friend told everybody that her aunt is afraid of California! We all asked "why why why???" (being kids, that we were) and she said, "Well you have SO many earthquakes! One day, in your lifetime, there will be a giant earthquake that makes California breaking off from the USA and float on its own!"
Needless to say, half of kids in the classroom were scared out of their wits and the teacher had to expalin to us that it is not TRUE and that it is part of geology's natural erosion that CA won't break off any time soon....(but it is true-- CA will become part of Alaska in tens of thousands years later)
 
LOL!! I thought that Minnesota have nick name called.. Minnesuckota
:giggle:
 
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