Police called to 'domestic dispute' only to find man screaming at spider

Jezie

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Come on mate, what have you done to her."

Police were called to a report of domestic violence on Nov. 21 at a home near Sydney, Australia after neighbors heard "a woman screaming hysterically" and a man yelling, "I'm going to kill you, you're dead! Die Die!!"

Officers responded and began banging on the door, only to find the "suspect" alone and out of breath from chasing a large spider.

The local police posted on its Facebook page how the conversation went down:

Police: “Where’s your wife”
Male: “umm I don’t have one”
Police: “Where your girlfriend”
Male: “umm I don’t have one”
Police: “We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?”
Male: “I don’t know what you’re talking about I live alone”
Police: “Come on mate people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit”
At this point the male became very sheepish.
Police: “come on mate, what have you done to her.”
Male: “it was a spider”
Police “Sorry??”
Male: “It was a spider, a really big one!!
Police :”what about the women screaming?”
Male: “Yeah sorry that was me, I really really hate spiders”
As it turns out the male was chasing a rather large spider around the unit with a can or mortein. After a very long pause some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left. Spiders, man.

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/54790290-story
 

whatdidyousay!

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My sister once heard a woman screaming like crazy in a house and she called 911 the police came and found it a scream therapy group going on ! LOL! My sister had no idea she thought the woman was being killed .

That guy is a big sissy ! :lol: I would just put the spider in jar and put paper over it and put it outside or in the basement if it was too cold outside.
 

dogmom

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with all the horrible news, I'm glad that wasn't another tragedy...though I do wonder now if that man is so afraid of spiders - did something bad/abusive happen to him in childhood, involving spiders.....:hmm:
 

Annie09Z

New Member
My sister once heard a woman screaming like crazy in a house and she called 911 the police came and found it a scream therapy group going on ! LOL! My sister had no idea she thought the woman was being killed .

That guy is a big sissy ! :lol: I would just put the spider in jar and put paper over it and put it outside or in the basement if it was too cold outside.
OK, I know who I'm calling to come get that iddy bitty spider in the corner, get that jar ready, WDYS! :lol:
 

whatdidyousay!

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OK, I know who I'm calling to come get that iddy bitty spider in the corner, get that jar ready, WDYS! :lol:
LOL! My daughter use to coming running to me that there a spider in the bathroom! I would tell my daughter I bet the spider is calling it mother and yelling " mom there a kid in the bathroom! "
 

Annie09Z

New Member
LOL! My daughter use to coming running to me that there a spider in the bathroom! I would tell my daughter I bet the spider is calling it mother and yelling " mom there a kid in the bathroom! "
You've got me :giggle: over the spider in the jar, I'm picturing a whole cage full of spiders in the basement because it's too cold to put them outside. Thanks for the laughs! you are funny!
 
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