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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after
exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the
benches, rings. A man picks it up and here is the conversation:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes,"
"Great! I'm at the mall and I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is
absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500."
"Well, go ahead and get it if you like it that much."
"And I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
models. There's one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman
and he gave me a great price and since we need to exchange the
BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you for?"
"Only $60,000."
"OK, but for that price I want all the options."
"Oh, honey, that's wonderful! Before we hang up, there's one
more thing."
"What is it?"
"I went to see the real estate agent this morning and saw the
house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!. Remember? The
one with a pool, English garden, acre of parking area,
beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Just $450,000. It's a magnificent price and I see that we have
just enough money in the bank to buy it."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!"
"Bye. I love you, too."
The man hangs up the phone and holds it up asking, "Does anyone
know who this phone belongs to?"
exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the
benches, rings. A man picks it up and here is the conversation:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes,"
"Great! I'm at the mall and I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is
absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500."
"Well, go ahead and get it if you like it that much."
"And I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
models. There's one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman
and he gave me a great price and since we need to exchange the
BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you for?"
"Only $60,000."
"OK, but for that price I want all the options."
"Oh, honey, that's wonderful! Before we hang up, there's one
more thing."
"What is it?"
"I went to see the real estate agent this morning and saw the
house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!. Remember? The
one with a pool, English garden, acre of parking area,
beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Just $450,000. It's a magnificent price and I see that we have
just enough money in the bank to buy it."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!"
"Bye. I love you, too."
The man hangs up the phone and holds it up asking, "Does anyone
know who this phone belongs to?"
That's a good one! That reminds me of another joke similar to this one.
