Notice to all employees:


Active Member
TO: All Employees
From: Your Boss

It has come to our attention that we have four suspected terrorist working here. Three of the four have been Apprehended.

Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have all been taken into custody and removed from the premisis.

No one fitting the description of the fourth employee, Bin Workin, has been found yet, but we are confident that anyone who looks like he is Bin Working will be easy to spot.

The Management