You have to read this!
>
> This would be the BIGGEST HIT ever know to television. Every woman
would
> tune in to watch !!
>
> The Next Survivor Series:
>
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
> each for six weeks.
>
> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
> There is no fast food.
>
> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
and
> pay a list of "pretend"bills with not enough money. In addition each
man
> will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
>
> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
dentist
> appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make
cookies
> or cupcakes for a social function.
>
> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times. The
men
> will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
> chores are done. There is only one TV between them, and NO remote.
>
> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid
> song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on
> cartoons.
>
> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will
apply
> to themselves either while driving or making three lunches. They must
> adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
> keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
>
> During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach
> cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but
never
> once complain or slow down from other duties.
>
> They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least
> once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
>
> He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them, dress
> them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
>
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
will
> be required to know all of the following information:
>
> Each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size,
> teacher's name and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth,
> length, time of birth, and length of labor. Each
> child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,
> favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be
when
> they grow up.
>
> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then
spend
> the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them
hand
> & foot until they are better.
>
> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
> tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of
peas.
>
> The best part? The KIDS vote them off the island based on
performance.
>
> The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate
> with his spouse at a moment's notice, usually just after the children
go
> to bed.
>
> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
> again for the next 18-25 years... eventually earning the right to be
> called Mother!
>
> After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you
think
> will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle
it!!!
>
> This would be the BIGGEST HIT ever know to television. Every woman
would
> tune in to watch !!
>
> The Next Survivor Series:
>
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
> each for six weeks.
>
> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
> There is no fast food.
>
> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
and
> pay a list of "pretend"bills with not enough money. In addition each
man
> will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
>
> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
dentist
> appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make
cookies
> or cupcakes for a social function.
>
> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times. The
men
> will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
> chores are done. There is only one TV between them, and NO remote.
>
> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid
> song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on
> cartoons.
>
> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will
apply
> to themselves either while driving or making three lunches. They must
> adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
> keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
>
> During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach
> cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but
never
> once complain or slow down from other duties.
>
> They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least
> once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
>
> He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them, dress
> them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
>
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
will
> be required to know all of the following information:
>
> Each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size,
> teacher's name and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth,
> length, time of birth, and length of labor. Each
> child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,
> favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be
when
> they grow up.
>
> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then
spend
> the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them
hand
> & foot until they are better.
>
> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
> tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of
peas.
>
> The best part? The KIDS vote them off the island based on
performance.
>
> The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate
> with his spouse at a moment's notice, usually just after the children
go
> to bed.
>
> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
> again for the next 18-25 years... eventually earning the right to be
> called Mother!
>
> After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you
think
> will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle
it!!!
