nozobo
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?"
The father replied: "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
'cause I still have mine."
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll
take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute . . ."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is
feeling. "I'm OK, but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used
in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say?" asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
intelligence come from?"
The father replied: "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
'cause I still have mine."
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll
take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute . . ."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
--------------------------------
A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is
feeling. "I'm OK, but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used
in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say?" asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
