Man of the House

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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a
bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?


'The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director
would be my first guess.'....
 
hee hee - reminds me of same type of joke - who wears the pants in the household. Man and woman gets married. Man took off his pants and tells newly wed wife to put them on. She says its too big. Man says thats right - dont forget it - I wear the pants in this house. His wife took off her panties and gives it to his new hubby - here put them on. He goes its too small - She retorts and say that right - with that attitude, you not getting any!:laugh2:
 
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