I am looking for a strange love

[mortimer mouse]

I am looking for a woman extremely beautiful, extremely rich, extremely single, with two poops so (very vague measures, to be explored ....) but above that gives without problems! in exchange for these requirements, I am available for an engagement February 31! so there will be a woman?

 

[femme Fatale]

Damn boyeee! What tree did you fall from?!

 

[mortimer mouse]

dear femme fatale....
from the child seat ! secured with a rubber band so when I fell, I returned automatically seated

 

[drphil]

I guess you wait for a while till Feburary 31.
Which century will this occur?

 

[mortimer mouse]

I guess you wait for a while till Feburary 31.
Which century will this occur?

just because it's you, you would be fine the twenty-four century?


I hope that some archaeologist face competition ....

 

[whatdidyousay!]

I say this is very sick , wanting two poops.

 

[diehardbiker]

Relax! This is just a joke! There is no such thing as February 31! I have pulled some jokes using February 31 from time to time.

LOL!

 

[SilentRider]

Try Craigslist

 

[KikLove]

Ouch...

Funny joke though.

 

[mortimer mouse]

Ouch...

Funny joke though.

joke that I hope to make it a reality


















But ..... I do not believe it!

 

[Mewtilation]

Damn boyeee! What tree did you fall from?!

Not a Palm tree....

 

[mortimer mouse]

Not a Palm tree....

really?

 

[femme Fatale]

Not a Palm tree....

I'm SO sure! It's not often a February 31st issue of Playboy falls alongside with a "coconut!"

 

[mortimer mouse]

I'm SO sure! It's not often a February 31st issue of Playboy falls alongside with a "coconut!"

to be sure of certain assertions, it takes two ....

 

[drphil]

OP+ as for being around in the 24th century- probably resting "peacefully in the graveyard-no cares at all".

 

[mortimer mouse]

lugubrious as you are! and then women do not make love in the graveyard!

 

[CrazyPaul]

No luck so far?

 

[mortimer mouse]

say to you: have happened to me only ugly, hairy, acidic, unwatchable. but theft deterrence for your home, were perfect



joke, huh ....

 

[KikLove]

joke that I hope to make it a reality






But ..... I do not believe it!

By posting here on AD? Try one of the ASL students. They're more of a variety since they post like once and run away.

 

[mortimer mouse]

dear .... everything is possible!