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not sure how long I will keep this up but here it goes......


there once was a girl named gnarlydorkette and she was
always happy
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one day she saw AJ
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but
all he did was stare and drool


gnarlydorkette asked AJ "why are you staring at me and
drooling?" but when AJ tried to reply he couldn't think
of what to say and that made his brain hurt
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then he ran
away. This made gnarlydorkette very sad
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the next day AJ was angry
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he blamed
gnarlydorkette for making his brain hurt and decided to
get revenge. he put on his ninja suit he got for Christmas
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and set out to find gnarlydorkette.

On his way there he saw Klista
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so he stopped and
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Klista got
mad and started
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at AJ
 
Whoooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooo He' S Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Keep It Up!
 
AJ ran for his life
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he did not pay attention while he was running and
tripped over Levonian
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who was
drinking in his usual spot in the alley behind the liquor
store. AJ was a little freaked out
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And AJ was about to be freaked out even more, for BBNT grew a third leg out of his armpit! Fortunately, Tousi had an idea and ....
 
Levonian
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asked AJ why he was in such a hurry. AJ explained
the whole story. He told Levonian how every time he looks
at a beautiful female all he can do is drool and stare then
the females get mad at him.

Levonian told him to forget women and switch to small
farm animals
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..... AJ
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told him that was perverted. All Levonian would say
was don't knock it until you try it.
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Aj got as far away from Levonian as he could after he told
AJ that he looked a little like a sheep Levonian used to
be fond of. AJ decided to go home but he was a little lost.

He tried to ask the woman {Endymion} waiting at the bus
stop for directions but all he could do was
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Endymion
asked AJ what he wanted but soon because upset when
AJ just stood there and
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Finally
Endymion got fed up and puhed AJ into the street and
right in front of on-coming traffic and........
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u just captured every characteristic of me. its like uve known my all my life bbnt. im surprised. keep it going.
 
AJ gets to the hospital and doesn't look to good
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He soon gets a
visitor
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The visitor desides to come back later and see how things are
going. Nurse Javapride
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comes in to see how AJ's doing but
doesn't read the chart right and takes him off to have his
brain surgically removed
 
BBNT, just for future reference, Endymion's a guy....
 
Tousi said:
BBNT, just for future reference, Endymion's a guy....
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then I guess AJ should have been starring and drooling
 
first i would like to say, please dont kill me off. im the best character in this story


second, i dont think anyone would notice if my brain was taken out.
 
Nurse Javapride
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wheels AJ into Surgery and Doctor Mookie gets started right away
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Half way thru removing AJ's brain Dr.Mookie realizes he has the wrong patient.

"You bonehead nurse Javapride" This patient was not in here to have is brain removed. nurse Javapride
said it was an honest mistake. "Well what the hell am I supposed to do now?" Dr. Mookie says.

Nurse Javapride suggests just putting it back but the Dr.
explains it's not that simple. "Do you have any idea how
much cutting I have already done??" "This guy could wake
up a complete retard" the Dr. explains. Javapride tells him
"from what I here about this guy that won't be much of a change at all.
 
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