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January 7, 2009
Porn industry seeks federal bailout
Posted: 01:52 PM ET

From CNN's Rebecca Sinderbrand and Mark Preston

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.

But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

So far, there has been no congressional reaction to the request.

I honestly, not in a million years, believe we'd stoop this low to have an "industry" like this ask for a bailout. Perhaps if Mr. Flynt and Mr. Francis donated all their money, time and assets to help the poor and unemployed, it would help those who actually need it. Perhaps if Mr. Flynt got dressed when he got up in the morning instead of lounging around in a bathrobe all day people like me would see their "plight.'
 
Ah, let's stay clean everyone! Thanks for the reminder, society's_child!
 
WHAT? The PORN industry is asking the feds for a bailout? :shock: Now I know the economy has tanked. I'm sure there's gonna be tons of jokes flying about hos in both the government and the porn industry.
 
I have a theory that it's an industry that couldn't upkeep itself in the porn business.

NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO LOOK AT BOOBS ALL DAY LONG.

Some wants penis and vaginas combined to heat up some chemistry.



It makes sense, truly. Girls Gone Wild isn't that great as much as free porn.
 
Are you kidding me? Just when I thought the Porn Industry could handle it with being on their own agenda and now, they're asking for a bailout?

Geez, I wonder who's going to be the next to ask for a bailout?

If the Congress keeps giving out bailouts, There will be more industries that will request for the bailout. When that happens, Wouldn't it mean it's beyond being tanked so deep into the hole than it already is now?
 
In order to get a bailout, you are more than likely to be More regulated by the government.



:hmm:
 
I love sex but not enough to justify using my yax dollars to bail out a porn industry!!! People did fine before porn was invented or created and iam sure people will do fine if it become extinct, which I seriously dount anyway.
 
I love sex but not enough to justify using my yax dollars to bail out a porn industry!!! People did fine before porn was invented or created and iam sure people will do fine if it become extinct, which I seriously dount anyway.

:lol:

Word!
 
Are you kidding me? Just when I thought the Porn Industry could handle it with being on their own agenda and now, they're asking for a bailout?

Geez, I wonder who's going to be the next to ask for a bailout?

If the Congress keeps giving out bailouts, There will be more industries that will request for the bailout. When that happens, Wouldn't it mean it's beyond being tanked so deep into the hole than it already is now?

I bet it would be oil companies, especially Exxon need money to give to OPEC for strength their organization to slide the oil price.
 
Pls pardon my typos..I was typing from my pager while working out...thanks.


Anyways... govt regulated porn? Less child pornography, perhaps?
 
Pls pardon my typos..I was typing from my pager while working out...thanks.


Anyways... govt regulated porn? Less child pornography, perhaps?

Ha, ha... I can just hear preachers like Falwell sounding the alarm about how decadent the government is and how we're approaching the last days of Roman Empire.
 
Pls pardon my typos..I was typing from my pager while working out...thanks.


Anyways... govt regulated porn? Less child pornography, perhaps?

Between your "yax" dollars . . . gee, if we're taxed on how much we talk or sign, it'll be all your fault, shel! :laugh2:

On the other hand, if the government regulated it, perhaps we could offer the congressional members jobs to star in all those movies. Now, who wouldn't kill to see Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer in a porn flick! :naughty: How about Kennedy and Debbie Stabenow (Michigan)?

I think this would make all of us want to stop watching porn, might be worth a shot. :P
 
Where else would the porn industry go to in their appeal but to the very halls of Congress where sex is rampant? :lol:

Ok, Sarcasm Mode off....
 
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