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<blockquote data-quote="Catmandu" data-source="post: 378637" data-attributes="member: 270">Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible. Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five. Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position. Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep. Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive. Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise. Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward. Bank style - Screw the customers. Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Catmandu, post: 378637, member: 270"] [b]Ken and Barbie style[/b] - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees. [b]Doggie style[/b] - The man attempts to do the impossible. [b]Froggie style[/b] - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. [b]Fish style[/b] - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. [b]Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style[/b] - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five. [b]Style style[/b] - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. [b]Crouch position[/b] - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. [b]Couch position[/b] - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. [b]Ouch position[/b] - Usual outcome of the crouch position. [B]Lazy Susan style[/B] - Susan goes to sleep. [b]Russian style[/b] - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive. [b]Nostrodamus sex[/b] - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise. [b]Osama Bin Laden’s position[/b] - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward. [b]Bank style[/b] - Screw the customers. [b]Missionary position[/b] - Each partner kneels and prays. [/QUOTE]

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