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Drunk Driving....I think that this is GREAT and totally funny......
Only a West Virginian could think of this ... from the county where drunk
driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.....
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Ripley, West
Virginia.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there
for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it as a fine,
dry summer night)flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked
the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as
some more of the other patron vehicles left.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."
Only a West Virginian could think of this ... from the county where drunk
driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.....
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Ripley, West
Virginia.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there
for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it as a fine,
dry summer night)flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked
the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as
some more of the other patron vehicles left.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."
