California is ugly state. And the price is too high. Houses are ugly.
And most of them are old. And also mudslides and wildfires.
And when you're trying to get to work on time, you'll be stuck in
traffic and wasting gas. Gas is too high. Have to water your grass
almost everyday or else it turns dirt. Acid rain.
Too many prostitutes, homeless, and drug addicts in downtown.
Sidewalks are bumpy. I hurt my pelvis when I was riding my bike
on the sidewalks. Too much pollution. And the ocean is too freezing
to swim in. Earthquakes.
But you can go ahead and move there